life is a beautiful struggle ♥

• dad: you're up early
• me:
• dad: you never went to sleep did you

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modestdemidov:

*sprawls out seductively on your bed* *reaches into my pants* *pulls out my cellphone* what’s ur wifi password

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ATTENTION TUMBLR ARTISTS

omgwtfneo:

SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?

Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?

NO MOAR!

Email support@tumblr.com with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.

NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!

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sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

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coolscar:

wake up in the mornin’ feelin like smitty werbenjagermanjensen

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lbby:

motherfuckerofbabylon:

lbby:

procrasturbation

because it feels good in the moment, but you’re really only screwing yourself.

congratulations on being the first person i have ever given this medal to

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